i am zhaozhou's mistress

It’s close to silent at this moment. It’s not going to stay that way. I hope I’m wrong, but I think my power will go out today. I really really really hate power outages. NOTHING works and it’s disorienting as heck, not to mention dangerous and cold. So. I’m off to wedge the stick into the screen door so it might not rattle so hard my ears get whipped off along with the rest flying off my house.

it’s coming on national suicide authorization act season

looks like a kid in a candy store

[maybe not as fantastical as we thought 66 years ago, eh? — not so much the quantity as the quality, maybe, but . . .]

greek civil war

russia is losing its patience — still civil, but clearly sick of this shit

true germans are fed up with germany

2:35am first sprinkles from coming calamity — tryna get enough coffee in me before i lose the stove — in short, i think i’m doing everything i can possibly do to insure the power doesn’t go down — murphy LOVES to fuck with me, though, so it’s pretty much futile to hope i can fake him out this way — reverse psychology is usually not a very good plan — 2:47am first hard wind gusts incoming

and, you never get over it

i’ve ALWAYS thought so:

translation of xweet by some anonymous lebanese person:

much cheaper

how ’bout you two just stop breathing instead