i am zhaozhou's mistress

department of no shit sherlock — but talk about the rest of it

surgery for the wounded photojournalist — and her bosses stood up for her

might’z well grind us to a halt while you have a good excuse

french stocks and bonds tanking

must’ve gotten permission to join ’em

southern syria getting the treatment

we’re shocked [not] [at all]

nobody’d’ve wanted to come right now

yes, yes, plenty of ’em are muslim — but plenty NOT

should suit the davos crowd to a tee

et tu, lisbon?

another attack on peter

pete gets a brownie point

oh, and so does kash! — what a coincidence [not]

since the turn of the millennium political “polls” have been total crap

macron is a TOTAL pos

timely reminder:

no

gfym marco

pfeh

nobody seems to think it’s worth checking in advance

intifada for all

recall on cured meats

shoulda thought of that when you were just following the rules

that’s murder mountain territory

something to rely on

i was wrong, li qiang also might be next instead of wang yi, after xi — wang’s the most often mentioned representing china, but li’s meteoric rise to second banana might be at least equally impressive — just we think xi might be retiring pretty soon

who cares?

lavrov in tehran

acting like rabid eunuchs — really

larry

pepe

supremes have to protect reporters again

very important listen — but i’m remembering him disparaging boomers with tucker just a few days ago, and i want to SCREAM at them that gen x will increasingly be feeling that heat — we have all these dummkopfs falling for horse shit about boomers PRECISELY so they won’t give a shit about how we’re being slaughtered by obamacare — it’s already starting for the x’ers

Similarly, the pressures on meats production — now even extending to deli meats and bacon and hot dogs — everything farm fresh or recently farm fresh — read “actual-meat-based” — made increasingly unavailable to lower income humans — weakening and killing us ever more quickly.

Proscribing meat for serfs was the LAW back in feudal times.

WHY? Because animal protein is the number one reason human beings can live to a ripe old age, and keeping the peons deficient guarantees they’ll be checking out right about the same time their kids are viable workers.

Nowadays, thanks to “science”, we won’t be able even to tell until it’s too late, given all that pretend meat in the “food” poor people can still afford. Within the next decade or two, you will be able to judge someone’s economic status BY THEIR HAIR COLOR.

Snap out of it.

Yes, kids are killing themselves with veganism nowadays, too, but the population is way bigger now, and the reptiles do NOT need as many workers.

Snap out of it.

greek media enthusiastic for an ambassador kiriakou — if bozo wants more brownie points before the election, he’ll pardon him and appoint him ambassador to greece right away

sucker born every minute — can’t even feel sorry for the dipshits by now

ansarullah kicking butt

good — i hope no one starves, but enough IS enough