i am zhaozhou's mistress

the typewriter tape

promises promises

Oh, sorry, I was posting. I dropped into a well of Gen Z freaking out over Led Zeppelin. Like, how have I never heard of these guys? Bonzo’s drum solo giving Elie a heart attack. OMG! I think they might be better’n the Beatles! Oh, that one could’ve been Pink Floyd [Stairway to Heaven] — losing their cookies, loving on this BOOMER music. I think, kids, Bonzo even topped Gene Krupa in the annals of drummers-known-to-modern-man.

Cracks me up they’re losing their shit over how well-produced their albums were — for such young guys — heh. Jimmy Page had been a top studio player since he was, what? 16? Started playing when he was 12. Skiffle band. Rock band. Session guitarist. Yardbirds. Decided on his dream band. Picked John Paul Jones. Picked Robert Plant. Picked John Bonham. He was 25. Produced Led Zeppelin. Is 82 now. Not Kulaks.

pakistan wants their president back

sometimes i wonder if neither hegseth nor bozo is in charge

clearly novices

yesterday’s roundtable

5am time for my morning nap . . . .

marty — if one doubles the playback speed and turns the volume down to the lowest one can and still hear what he says, it’ll be a much easier important listen

ukraine should nix le goblin vert

holes in flydubai clusterfuck — kasperian much less shrill here

not nothing

just let’s stop being dipshits

i can’t believe i’ve been forgetting to mention this part whenever i’ve been waxing worshipful on vladimir putin — he’s done all these stunning repairs and upgrades and renovations and brand new good things for his countrymen ON TOP of having completely relieved them of very heavy debt — probably what the psychopaths hate MOST about him