Oh, it was just a PR stunt for a new website, or plain, unadorned, fabulist bullshit that serves ONLY to freak everyone out at Russia’s expense:

Well, duuuuh:
Oh — I don’t know — maybe the perfection of patience incarnate finally has become so exasperated with the dancing, hopping, poking, slobbering harpies he wants quit of our horse shit?
Could we, like, get, say, Julian Assange and Kim Dotcom to be our Masters of the Complicated System of pipes? Or maybe you have the chi to go slap Issa around?
Like I wuz sayin’ yesterday, that bottomless source, Bibi playing Oprah for a plane full of “terrorized” Jews.
STONE COLD ACTUALITY:
geezers might find another couple nickels to rub together
Don’t get excited. It’s JUST midterms bullshit:

yes, walk us ALL through the logistics
[I guess it’s just a coincidence my smunched lumbar spine symptoms mimic osteoarthritis so perfectly, because, dude, I’ve been smoking steadily for SIXTY years.]