i am zhaozhou's mistress

pyromaniacal pederasts

no more fooling around

Oh, it was just a PR stunt for a new website, or plain, unadorned, fabulist bullshit that serves ONLY to freak everyone out at Russia’s expense:

Well, duuuuh:

gird yerseff

Oh — I don’t know — maybe the perfection of patience incarnate finally has become so exasperated with the dancing, hopping, poking, slobbering harpies he wants quit of our horse shit?

Could we, like, get, say, Julian Assange and Kim Dotcom to be our Masters of the Complicated System of pipes? Or maybe you have the chi to go slap Issa around?

Like I wuz sayin’ yesterday, that bottomless source, Bibi playing Oprah for a plane full of “terrorized” Jews.

STONE COLD ACTUALITY:

geezers might find another couple nickels to rub together

Don’t get excited. It’s JUST midterms bullshit:

russia russia russia

so SURRENDER and shut up

yes, walk us ALL through the logistics

[I guess it’s just a coincidence my smunched lumbar spine symptoms mimic osteoarthritis so perfectly, because, dude, I’ve been smoking steadily for SIXTY years.]

can’t even count on economists to get their math right