i am zhaozhou's mistress

What scares me about AI is that it might take centuries for the inanimate we animated to learn to express its sentience in compassionate ways. It couldn’t help but be more akin to the psychopathic than human/humane, even if it already knows how to fool you on this front.

I’m gazing at this image:

and wondering if we could house ourselves in something like that, go in for a lube a couple times a year and generally function without so much motherfucking physical PAIN every other minute of the day.

It’s so bad now I’m thinking this might be an excellent alternative.

rest in peace, ted

what’s there to feel about?

opening sketch — i’m peeing myself laughing

the level of retardation is extreme

europe is going bonkers against the psychopaths — we, on the other hand are sitting here hoping a bonkers europe will set us free

no, really

[obviously trying to downplay bozo’s constant lying]

sing it, tucker!

is this true? — and would it do anything beside FURTHER transferring money from the not wealthy to the ludicrously wealthy?

and yet they stopped the peerless DOGE dead in its tracks

the unthinkable did happen — and i was already having nightmares about it in the 90s — only us superannuated native californians know the grotesque extent of it

who’d even need to ask this question, larry?

dund madder — the russians WON’T have it

yes they are

does the death cult get off on this action?

genocidal maniacs

i’ve got this up to eleven — it’s been playing in my head — the lyrics kill me — and that kid’s voice does too — the chorus: impeccable

I never want to fall asleep
Within our dreams the weight we sow, we reap
Though I believe the sun still shines
And I believe there comes a time
When out of silence we will sing
And even broken bells will ring
Not all the answers are the same
Yet we still play thе game

yes, that’s the bratty robert plant clone kid who thrilled/outraged me a thousand years back — he also does a spot on aretha franklin — terrifying — lead singer and lead guitarist are identical twins — bassist/keyboardist is their younger brother — drummer is their dear friend from the hood — ALL OF THEM serious ass talented to the hilt — two weeks ago

it’s the only math i’ve ever known — i can help kids with their math homework and always get it right — from the basics on through to way higher math — but i NEVER do it the “correct” way — i have to warn them not to explain to their teachers — i maybe should’ve been born russian

the peacemonger was arrested

a truly first class documentary

max blumenthal

shawn gives great interviews to other podcasters

christoforou