i am zhaozhou's mistress

can beasts frame up lone gunmen and underwear bombers?

can’t we knock it off even in space?

i’ve dreaded consequential mail delays my whole life — i was something like maybe four years old when i saw something on tv about them and what could happen to people’s lives and loves when their mail had not reached them in time

WHY?

maybe it being worse in europe will cheer us up?

hope the pilot shit his pants

it’s ALL mindfucks in clown world

i can’t believe anyone needed to be TOLD

why i’m worried i might starve before things turn around

parents of patsy pipe bomber — today on tucker

peacemonger

what’ll it take to convince you that iranians are NOT oppressed?

people seem upset

“supercycle”

a commie reporting from moscow

morning nap coming on fast — more later

greenland

your money when it hits

4D chess

canada renames the lake

do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight

kenneeeee-hee-hee!