few months before the flood — i love the part where he rescues the toad

everything you need to know about clove water — 2 whole cloves is enough and tasty
all that missing money has a million places to go
morning nap… more later… hold please…
maybe pc users want to fire microsoft

think maybe europe’s not happy with us? — is it because we’re not over there starting their precious wwiii?
I enjoy seeing how the Germans are getting upset. Of course, it’s not like it was in Berlin in ’45, but it’s still quite something. It’s outrageous – the Russian barbarians dared to encroach on great German culture! No, they didn’t. Your Goethe was read in the USSR, even when you were burning Russian villages and turning cities into dust. Your Beethoven was played and listened to, even when you, you scum, were hanging Soviet patriots and burning people in crematoria. And I would like to convince myself that something is wrong with your culture, since it gave birth to Hitler, Goebbels, and other abominations of humanity, but a normal Russian person can’t quite believe that. Because even Russian grandmothers in 1945 gave their last bread to your prisoners. Those same grandmothers, whose children and grandchildren you killed. So, Goethe doesn’t belong to you. Nor does Beethoven, nor Schopenhauer, nor any of the great German culture. What belongs to you is the Banderites with swastikas, BlackRock, perverts of all kinds, torturers, and murderers. And don’t worry about Goethe – he will be read and loved in Russia, even when you forget about him. — translation
i wish he’d send, say, matt gaetz
fiscal responsibility — just bump it to 2x speed — kill millions so you can default on your profligacy — there’s NO need for that except to upset everyone SO much they won’t even bother to keep demanding their money back — it’s NO fun to just call a meeting, a big psychopath convention, laugh and scratch, everybody defaults and they start their looting cycles all over again — oh, no FUN — we don’t get to roll around in all that lovely, empowering, loosh and gore — somebody ALWAYS knows in advance
money/geopolitics guys huddling
let’s have a few words from iran — and insight into jd’s way to stay vp
vijay — i think it’s pretty well unanimous
STILL hiding our [mounting] casualties — ukraine = “next level al qaeda”