by now the felonies are directly attributable to NO law enforcement
john cullen’s charlie hypothesis — he’ll need to explain the exploded mic bits to me, but this is brilliant, if possibly a bit on the fanciful side — but they actually did have shaped charge .300 Blackout rounds before they decided to load them into pager and mic batteries too.
[might still work on some allies, but almost definitely not anywhere else]
the nines 