i did not die


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But it was touch and go there for a few weeks and I was held incommunicado by sneaky Chinese infiltrators because, evidently, not having a cell phone means you are beneath contempt and your friends can just lump it worrying you might be at death's door, while you are at death's door.

It's a long story, and now that I have taken my evening pain pill, I might get back the chi for it before I hit the hay... or it will dribble out. I dunno. I just know they did NOT manage to kill me, hard as they may have wanted to. I got one of 'em fired and maybe made a real surgeon out of the other. Karma works in mysterious ways.


pipe up any time....