they designed the internet just to drive me off a cliff
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I am off to see the neurosurgeon tomorrow and then to a deposition in Burlingame on Tuesday. And I'm not taking my computer with me. I'm leaving it here where it's safe, and you probably won't hear from me again until Tuesday evening. It will have to be a surprise.
I'll be driving amid the throngs of pinhead drivers in inclement weather. What could possibly go wrong?
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If you get bored while I'm away, you can contemplate orchestrated devolution...or your third millennium compulsions... or, heck, even your navel. Aaron and Melissa are pretty cool people, but it gets kind of old after a while.
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I will have to wait to get back to my machine to read this and this....
pipe up any time....