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Your baby isn't a seasonal decoration. What ever happened to babies being photographed in their parents' arms? Now you're using them as decorations? These professional shoots have always been stupid, but this is getting downright macabre, and way too much like making your pets play dress-ups with you.
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And, do learn to "style a tree trunk" while yer at it, you oxymoronic piece of shit birdbrained lump of bipedal affectation, you.
always and any time....
