fuck off, burt


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I have been wondering why the heck my Burt's Bees lip balm tastes like poison every time I mistakenly grab it and use it. This is the problem:
In 2007, Clorox purchased Burt's Bees for $925million.
I just had to confirm it by putting my glasses on over my contacts and then holding some high power readers up to the microscopic print on the tube. It's full of poison. It's full of poison, but the health food stores are all still carrying it.

It's in my waste basket now.

I have options, you know.


always and any time....