if i were twenty-six


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I could burn these with the other boyfriend-pleasing items....

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It's been hot here all week. I've been trying not to moan about it. Today, before it got hot, I put on my extremely snug size six pants. No, I did not have to lie down to zip them up, but they are darn snug. They go on. That's something. But when it's 85ยบ on the coast... well, they don't come off elegantly, let's just put it that way.

Yes, if I wanted to make the purchase tote up to $500, I could get a flimsy little slip to go under the see-through baby doll dress, but then I'd have to do something about the bottom parts and, even though I'm not big on age-appropriate attire after one has turned, say, eighteen, I'm just not seeing this self in this dress. I see the one whose Marlboro Man needed a steady influx of new sexy things on his girlfriend to keep him too excited to take up the throngs of admirers on their offers.

It's not worth it. I've only met a very few men who would have been worth it, but were worth it partly because it didn't take a constant stream of new items of clothing to keep them happening. Seriously, any woman with difficulty keeping their lover faithful, if she can afford it, can keep him faithful by wearing something new every time he sees her. She stays seeming exotic enough to keep his interest that way.

I thought I should try finding this guy's girlfriend to clue her in. But maybe I should just try contacting him to warn him to stop wasting our time. It's not like this idiocy isn't costing the whole world big time.


always and any time....