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I have fallen into the bastions of jumbo-sized lingerie. My measuring tape and I have had quite a workout. And a thousand bra size converters, together with numerous checks on the tape, have convinced me of my error. I'm not a 36H as in Harvey after all. That's just me being one of the nearly 80% of women wearing the wrong bra size. I'm a 34J as in Jumpin' Jumbo Jehosephat. So glad to get this ironed out at last.
Did we nuke anyone today?
