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He's so going to miss all that lolling at STARBUCKS and the TRAFFIC JAM on the way home. The NIGHTLIFE is a drag. Their DESIGN SENSE is so backward. And their WOMEN all look like steel mill workers. The ARCHITECTURE is so depressing. Nobody does anything ARTISTIC. The COUNTRYSIDE is so lackluster.
Poor Snowden!
He might have to live the rest of his life without that certain AMERICAN JE NE SAIS QUOI....
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