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Assume arguendo they actually did it, and yes, that's not bloody likely, but humor me for a moment. How the fuck do you square the rest with that?
[Hint: Do you need a hint? Okay. You don't. You can't. It does not square. Even if you like to think Chechens are stupid.]
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Oh, goodie. MORE QUESTIONS....
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YET MORE.
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