tourists are SUCH a pain in the ass!

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My mantra all the way up one and one-oh-one today was, "I am unflappable! I do not flap! Cooool as a fuckin' cucumber, baby. You just watch how serenely I blow you off the road for trying to kill me with that monolithic RV. I rock. I rock. I rock. Unflappable, unbound."
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