dis chit is da kine

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Hey, I am not a gin person. Cognac, baby, cognac. And, even though I certainly am the cheapest date in Northern California—not into booze, even the good stuff, most of the time—when it's around, I will contrive to drink some in the evening. But, dudes, this gin is a death sentence. It rocks. I note they also make absinthe, and this probably accounts for the fantastical gin.

It started out that Jim made me a gin and tonic. I don't drink gin, except if Jim makes a gin and tonic. He has the knack. It's key to have cheap gin, really cheap tonic, and very expensive lemons. We've tried. This is the absolute best. Except his son absconded with a bottle of this stuff and we deigned to try it. OMG. So I resolved to keep up with it alone after everybody left, but Jim has hidden the tonic again and I didn't find the new hiding place until today. So I have been putting gin in my San Pellegrino Limonata and it's killer good this way too.

If you are a gin person, you are going to want to heed this notice.
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