WHY does nines continually harp at us about opening our brains?

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She's such a goddam drag. Nag, nag, nag. Bitching and bragging as though she were some sort of enlightened master of universal light or her delusions of grandeur are requiring a cosmic mirror or something. How dare she beat us upside the head with that two by four? This broad never stops pummeling us with her feisty old fists. All this shit about the truth, as if there even were such a thing... pfeh... NINES! Why are you insulting us all day and all night?

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